Monday, January 26, 2009

Addictions and What-not

So... this can be a touchy subject.  I will try to be as open and harmless as I possibly can.  I battle some major addictions.  Reading Sci-Fi.  Listening to the Beatles.  But my poor wife has been dabbling in some crazy stuff and I am not sure she can come back out of it the same person.  Yes... she has an addiction and I am hoping that by sharing my insights with the public she can find some help.  Her addiction... Viva Pinta 2!!!  For the Xbox360.


I have tried to speak reason to her, but it is so hard when she is floating around in a Pinata induced haze.  I mean she is all out crazy.  She has become a master romancer for all the species of Pinatas and she knows how to do every variant of each species.  I don't even know what that means!!!  I have only heard her talk about it.

Ok. Ok.  I will be honest with you.  I have watched her use. Just a bit and boy does it ever look enticing, and once out of pure weakness I put away Halo 3 and, yes, I even played it. (Mom I am sorry if you have to learn I experimented on Pinata from this blog)  I even scored 720 out of 1000 acheivement points on Viva Pinta 1.  But I learned I could not handle it.  All the colors and the exploding Pinatas and the little kids voices who laugh out of some unseen dimension when a Pinata dies.  It was all too much.  I flipped out.  I mean look at this trippy crap.

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What is even happening here.  There is a Chicken in some snow, and some crazy fox is laughing at me.  

Anyways...I think Ally needs to have an Intervention.  So let's make some plans!!  

But to be honest with you... I really need her to get over her addiction so I can get back to my addiction.  Playing Gears of War 2.

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Sweet Action!!!

Speaking of another addiction...here are some cute pictures of my baby girl.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I stopped reading after I read Xbox360, thats just horrible. hehe

Gates & Tausha said...

HEY!!! i found your blog from daneens! CONGRATS on your beautiful baby girl!!! how exciting!!!! i met this girl this past weekend who went to school with you and daneen...wanted to know all whats up with you. :) i don't know her name...whatever! :) anyway, good luck to your wife's addiction...dangerous.

(tausha stringham)

Dawn Davis said...

BAH-hahahahha! Funny stuff--That was awesome! We love you!
[You are a very talented writer as well :)]
Momma Stones